lunes, 30 de noviembre de 2020

Confesión de un luchador maniatado


 Soy luchador. Lo que por de fault significa que mis huevos son el blanco de muchos ataques. Es la manera en que un enemigo te humilla; no solo porque es muy doloroso lo que te hacen, sino que atacan tu hombría, tu sexualidad, la manera en que seduces a una mujer, lo que le ofreces para satisfacerla, la manera en que te reproduces. Funciona de muchas maneras. Es como decirte me importas tan poco, que no me preocupa poner en riesgo tu integridad masculina; me importas tan poco que no me interesa si te dejo sin descendencia. Lastimar los testiculos conlleva mucho trasfondo.


¿Cuántas veces me han pegado en los huevos? Ya perdí la cuenta. ¿Mil? No exagero. Tengo 10 años luchando profesionalmente. A veces doy tres funciones por semana. Al menos me deshuevan una vez en cada lucha. Supongamos que no me faulean todas las funciones, pero después me pueden faulear 3 veces en una sola lucha. Sin temor a equivocarme, pueden ser 3,000 golpes a mis testiculos. Entre entrenamientos (sí, hay luchadores que incluso en los entrenamientos te dan un apretón de huevos, o una patada “accidental”), luchas semiprofesionales y las 1,300 luchas en las que he participado, mis partes nobles han recibido castigos que darían escalofríos a cualquier hombre.


¿Cuál ha sido el peor? Es difícil escoger. Patadas por detrás. Apretones sin piedad de 30 segundos. Estrellarme contra un poste sin meter ni las manos. Incluso rodillazos bien dados... ¿cuál dirías tú que fue el peor? Te puedo decir cuales me han dolido menos. Manotazos juguetones, patadas a las cuerdas cuando voy
entrando al ring, pisotones que molestan más de lo que duelen; esos no me importan. Pero cuando me dejan tirado sin poder- perdon, sin querer moverme, y me tengo que levantar para continuar la lucha con un intenso dolor entre las piernas... eso es lo peor.

Así que estar aquí amarrado en una silla, y que me amenaces con deshuevarme si no te pido perdón, solo me hace pensar en cómo mandarte a chingar a tu madre de la mejor manera.
 
 
 
 
 

domingo, 25 de octubre de 2020

Room of X

This is my first post in English and my first story based only on dialogue. I hope at least some of my readers can figure out what’s going on. Enjoy.


“Are you sure it’s my turn?”
“Check your balls, Scott! Are they swollen? No. Yes, it’s your turn”.
“Well... doesn’t seem like long ago since I was last tied by my wrists, that’s all”.
“That’s because it wasn’t. Doesn’t mean it’s not your turn”.
“Ok, ok... Damn it!"
“What? Now you don’t like it?”
“‘Course I do, I was just hoping to be the one to watch the show this time”.
“Not tonight, bub. And after last time you owe me”.
“What are you talking about? I didn’t do anything? Blame it on her”.
“You said ‘squeeze harder’, I heard you”.
“Well... did I put a gun in her head?”
“Fuck you. You’ll take it like a man tonight”.
“Damn it. Please, not too hard”.
“You’ll take whatever I give you. Period”.

“You’ll be wearing the blue speedos, and that’s it”.
“What?! I’ll be almost naked!”
“Is that a problem?”
“Well... what if I get hard?”
“Then I’ll say hi to Little Scottie’s smile”.
“That’s not cool”.
“I can make sure it’s hardcore enough for your tool to stay down”.
“No. Leave it. I’ll wear them”.

“Those are not speedos”.
“I know, but look: they’re tight enough, it’s lycra, still short, and my dick’ll stay home without a problem”.
“Fine! Now get over here, it’s already late”.

“Wow, Jimmy. That’s too tight. I can’t move at all”.
“That’s the fucking idea. Did you expect anything else when I said ‘on your back, spreadeagled’?”
“Ok. Just remember not to-“
“Do I have to gag you?”
“No, no, no... I hope not”.
“I’ll set your visor in black out”.
“But that will leave me blind”.
“Good, that way you won’t see it coming and most important you won’t blast my head when your nuts explode”.
“That sounds extre- OUFFF!!!”
“Just a nice punt to begin the night”.
“Mmmmppfff, that hurts, oww that hurts OOWWWW! Damn it, damn it!”
“One more kick to get them really sensitive, bub. Now the slow burn begins”.
“Ahh, easy, easy. Mmmmmoouuuufff you’re squeezing too hard”.
“Shut up. I’m not even half way trough”.
“Ow ow ow. Damn, Jimmy, my balls!”
“Aww your nuts hurt, Cyke? Should I let go? You know what comes next if I let go”.
“OOOOWWEEEEE!!!”
“Well, after the ball squeeze always comes the punch, you knew that. And now three more, coming up”.
“Oh, no”.
“One!”
“Mmpf!”
“Two!”
“MMPF!”
“And... THREE!!”
“OOOOWWWWWWWW!!”
“Oh, man, that must hurt bad. Maybe I punched too hard that last one”.
<<heavy breathing>> “Oh, that sucks. That was harder than any other time. Let me rest”.
“Sure! No problem. I’m going to untie you so we can get you to the next position. How bout on your knees, hands behind your back’?”
“Oh, no. Are you going to use the-“
“Golf club? Yes. And the bat. You know I like that scene in Kick-ass where they use the baseball bat”.
“Jesus, that’s two weapons James!”
“Ha! I knew you had forgotten. Well too bad for your boy parts”.
“Come on, I wanna have kids”.
“You HAVE kids, jackass. Don’t play that card, you’re being ridiculous”.
“I know, it’s just what everybody says. But I do want to have sex this week”.
“That won’t be a problem, Scotty. Thrust me”.
“Shit. Well, come on, untie me and tie me and let’s get it over with”.
“As you wish, bub.”

“Mmmpffff. Let me rest. That was really hard. I did not enjoy that”.
“What? You’re telling me you didn’t enjoy getting your nuts crushed with a bat?”
“You know what I mean”.
“I do. Scotty. Actually it took you ten full minutes to start talking again. I might have gone too far, actually. But don’t worry, next time it’ll be your turn to emasculate me”.
“I might enjoy that. I can barely stand, man. I don’t know if I can take the last part”.
“Me neither, but you will do it, bub”.
“It was more that twenty times with the bat, plus I don’t know how many nut shots with the golf club. Can’t we leave it until tomorrow?”
“If she comes and asks, she will find out, don’t be stupid”.
“Fuck! But my balls hurt”.
“Well have another fifteen minutes rest”.
“You used my balls like you were in a batting cage, Jimmy! Three days wouldn’t be enough! They are so sensitive”.
“Ok, that’s it. If I have to do it by force it won’t be a problem for me. You’re too weak, I could do it with one hand”.
“Gggrrrr dammit!”

“Ok. Last one Scotty. I have to admit you look hot tied with your hands up in the air and your legs spread”.
“I’ve been held like this before, but never for a ballbusting torture. And never willingly”.
“Ok, enough talk. I’ll start by squeezing your balls. Little by little I’ll apply more pressure until you cry for me to stop... three times”.
“What?! Why three ti- ouufff!!”
“Starting now”.
“Mmmmmmmmmmooouuuf”.
“Slowly. Slowly. Feel the pain kicking in?”
“Mmmnnnhhhggggg, stop”.
“Oh, no way. I won’t even count that one. I know you can take way more than this. But ok, your wish is my command”.
“Ooouuuuuuggghhhh. Oh my balls, Logan, it hurts”.
“That’s the idea, Slim. You have big balls by the way. I can’t barely hold them in my hand”.
“Oowwww, oooww, owwwwwww. Ahh ahhh. Shit! Phhhooow!”
“And now a little pull and more pressure”.
“Ahhhhggggghhhh. Stooop!”
“That’s, one, bub. Two more”.
“Nooo, it hurts. OOWW!!”
“More presssure you say? Coming up!”
“Aaaoooweee!!! Stop please!”
“That’s two. Come on Cyclops, you can take more, you’re a fucking leader”.
“Oooooughhh!!! Motherfucker!!!!”
“Last squeeze. One, two...”
“OOOOOOWWWWWWGGGHHHHH!!! Stoooooop!”
“Ok. I’ll stop after this. I’m going to pull your nuts until they escape my grip, ok?”
“Oooogghhhhh aaauugghhhh!  Eeeaaaaa. AAAAWWWWGGHHH!!!!!!”
“Ok done with that. Rest. Scotty, have I ever told you I get hard by watching you trying to close your legs when you’re tied? Your knees trying to go together? sexy as hell”.
“ooooouuuuhhhh, ooouuhhh, ow, ow, ow”.
“Hurts, buddy? You took it like a champ. That was intense”.
“Aaww, aww. Mmmfff”.
“Alright I’ll stop for now. We’re almost done. Some kicks, some knees, and a surprise. Oh don’t look at me like that. It was her idea”.
“My balls are flat, man”.
“Ok. Here’s the deal. Ten kicks, five from behind and five from the front. I’ll alternate them, one of each. Then five knees. And I’ll leave the surprise as dessert”.
“Fuck you”.
“Woah, Mr. Nice Guy cursing like he was a bad guy. This sessions bring out the villain in you, Slim”.
“Let’s just get it over with- MMPPFFF!!”
“Ok. That’s one. Now from behind”.
“OW!!”
“It think I know which one hurt more”.
“MMPHOOOF.”
“Ready?”
“No- AAGGHH.”
“Let me put your balls in place. We want them both to take the full blow”.
“Oww, ow, ow”.
“There. THREE!”
“OUCH!!  Aaauuggh”.
“Great ass, Scott”.
“OOUUGHH!!”
“Two more of each, come on”.
“Wait, let me recov- AAOOUU!! Shit!!”
“No recover, my friend”.
“Please, just one minu- AAOOOUGHHH!!”
“One more, front and back. You can do it.”
“MMMPPPFFF!”
“Ok, breath, last one”.
“AAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!”
“Whoops! That was hard, wasn’t it? Oh don’t look at me like that, it was only the last one”.
“No it wasn’t. Fuck, it hurts. It hurts, it hurts”.
“I know. Geez, still five knees to go”.
“Fuck no”.
“Fuck yes. And the first one will be the best. Look, I grab your whole package like this, with both hands. I pull it a little bit, so that the target gets enclosed around my thumbs and fingers. And BAM!”
“AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“See, your balls couldn’t move away”.


“Ok. That’s that. Wasn’t it fun? It’s over Scott”.
“Yes. No. I know”.
“You want some help with that?”
“Get away from me”.
“Someone’s cranky. Did anyone bust your balls?”
“Very funny. Don’t think I won’t forget this. That was extreme, Logan”.
“Boohoo. I remember being on the other side more than once”.
“Not like this and you know it. I don’t know if I’ll be able to fuck”.
“I saw you getting hard at times”.
“At the beginning! And you were rubbing my package with your foot, I couldn’t help it. Now I’m not sure the pain in my balls will let me do anything”.
“Don’t worry, we’ll take care of that”.
“That last shot was really awful, I wish you could’ve spare me from that”.
“Was it really so bad?”
“Yes!”
“I was looking forward to that. Seemed like a nice experiment”.
“I though my balls were going to explode”.
“I tell you, it wasn’t my idea. I enjoyed it, yes, but I didn’t come up with it. Although I have to admit, I got hard when she told me about it”.
“What was the point of it? Just have me scream and squirm while bounded like an animal?”
“Well, you know she can see our thoughts, right? Well she kinda knows about our fantasies”.
“That was definitely not one of mine.”
“Are you sure?”
“At least not with me in the receiving end”.
“What if it was me? Or Bobby? Or Remy?”
“I would still at least think about it before giving any of them a speed bag punching session with their nuts tied”.
“Well, it’s all in video. We can count how many times I actually punched you”.
“Why would I want to do that?”
“Don’t know. Revenge?”
“Get out of here. I want to rest”.
“Ok. Do that. She should be here any moment. And then it’s show time again for your boys.”
“We’re supposed to be having fun”.
“We are”.
“I meant the three of us. Me included. My testicles included”.
“You know this is part of it. Oh! Who could be knocking on the door? Hello there. What a Marvel.”
“Hello, gentlemen. Ready for me to join the fun?”.
“No”./“Yes!”

Man of the North (part 2 of 3)

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